各回各家，各找各妈

　　Go back home, and find your mom.

　　老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY

　　Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY

　　额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you

　　I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you.

　　我看好你哟~

　　I really think you're nice~~~~

　　饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方

　　I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn't die, I'll never in this heartrending place now.

　　姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。。。

　　What's you name? What's you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it!

　　额滴神啊！

　　Oh my god!(OMG)

　　亲娘哎！

　　Oh my mom!

　　排山倒海

　　Remove Mountains

　　葵花点穴手

　　Sunflower point points hand (注明：第一个point是 点到、指到 的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思)

　　子曾经曰过

　　A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...

放着我来

　　Wait! I'll do it!

　　嫂子~~~~~~~~~

　　Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~

　　帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女

　　Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

　　我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙

　　I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons

　　世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好，不好

　　The wrold is that sweetness, but I'm this testiness, it's not good, not good

　　放心！这事全包我身上了

　　Take it easy, I'll do all the things

　　确定一定以及肯定

　　I confirm, ensure and make certain that

　　否决否认以及否定

　　I deny, disaffirm and disavow that

　　嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！

　　Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched

　　我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈

　　This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!

　　你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊

　　Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?

　　我上头有人

　　There have people above me

　　你无情无耻无理取闹

　　You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason

　　我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊

　　Oh my god, lord and providence!

　　我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路

　　I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet

　　一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母

　　There won't have two tigers inone place, unless they're male and female.

 

According to Ric Edelman, author of ordinary People, Extraordinary Wealth, the purpose of a résumé is not to get a job, it's to get an interview—you will get the job. A résumé should not list all your skills, but rather tease the employer with your achievements. These are ways to make your résumé stand out. 《平凡人，非凡财富》一书的作者Ric Edelman认为简历的目的不是获得工作而是获得面试的机会；然后你才能获得工作。简历不该列举所有技能，而是要用成绩来“引诱”面试官。 下面的方法可以让你的简历脱颖而出。

1. Broaden your work experience. 将工作经验适用范围拓宽

* Describe your job skills in ways that are transferable to other industries. 描述工作技能时，要让这些技能看上去可以应用到其它行业。

* Don't limit yourself to a specific type of job by simply listing the daily tasks you performed at your job. Expand on how your job impacted the business industry or company. 不要只列出过去具体的工作，这会给自己设定局限。而是描述你的工作怎样影响到整个行业或公司。

2. Use strong verbs. 用词要有力

* Don't talk about your capabilities. Talk about your accomplishments. 不要谈论你的能力，而要谈论成绩。

* Use active tenses rather than passive voice. 用主动语态。

* Good words to use are managed, created, led, accomplished and organized. 一些适合的词汇有：管理了、创建了、领导了、取得了、组织了。

3. Target a specific person. 目标读者要明确

Address your cover letter and envelope to a specific person. Usually a simple phone call to the company is all you need. 在你的求职新和信封上写上明确的收件人。通常打个电话就可以了解需要的一切。

4. Target a specific position. 职位要明确

Identify the position you are interested in and tweak your résumé to match the industry. 注明你感兴趣的职位，将简历稍稍改善以和职位匹配。

5. Make it easy to read. 易于阅读

* When writing your résumé think, "Less is more." Many people make the mistake of putting too much information on their résumés. 写简历时应该“少胜于多”。许多人会犯把太多信息放入简历的错误。

* Don't write to the edges of the paper. Leave white space in the margins and in between jobs. 不要在纸边上写。要留出适当的页边距，所列的工作之间也该留出适当的行距。

* Use a readable font at a reasonable size. 采用大小合理方便阅读的字体。

* One page only. 只写一页纸。

And finally… Take your new résumé everywhere you go. It is your new calling card! 最后……要随身携带你的简历。它就是你的新“名片”!